Pepper
Lessons learnt!
Posted by Pepper on January 27, 2011
I love embarrassing myself. It’s a hobby. There’s no other explanation.
Conversation # 1
Aunt: So how’re you doing?
Me: I am great. How’s D? (Her daughter). Which college is she going to?
Aunt: HR.
Me: *Thoughtfully calculating the said daughter’s age* Oh, she’s twenty two right? I am sure she has passed away by now.
I knew I had something wrong when a silent, horrified gaze stared back at me. And then quick realisation dawns.
Me: I am sorry, I meant passed out by now. ( I was referring to college. What?..)
She didn’t respond much after that and just moved away.
Lesson learnt: Think twice before you talk, you asshole.
Conversation # 2
Friend: So do you and Mint ever fight?
Me: Of course! But then we make out and it’s all good.
Friend: Ohhh! Nice! * Giggles *
Me: *Realisation dawns* Err, I am sorry. I mean’t we make up and then it’s all good.
Lesson learnt: Take the advice you give yourself seriously.
Sigh.
A dash of Pepper... 
snippetsnscribbles said
bwaahahahahahha 😀 😀
Make out 😀 😀 but that too, right? 😉
Oooh, the first one has happened to me too, but in a different way…and its soooooo embarrassing!
Pepper said
It is! You just wanna run away from there at that point.. 😀
Titaxy said
LOL @ convo #2 😀 😀 😀
Pepper said
Yes.. that was more embarrassing than # 1. 😀
Smitha said
LOL! Those were classic 🙂
Pepper said
😀
bikram said
He he he me too I need to think what I sy toooo but i t made me smile your conversation.
I guess u r back …
Pepper said
I’m not back yet 🙂
Bikram said
Lucky you.. enjoying the sun 🙂
Pepper said
Yes.. these are my last few days of sunshine though..
celestialrays said
😆
Is there more in this series? Would love more stories! 😆
Pepper said
I hope this is the end of it!
Scribby said
embarrassing ? ROFL to me it is 😉
Pepper said
Of course it is! 😀
Chatterbox said
😆 cute…it happens with everyone of us 😆
Pepper said
Cute??? No, no, I don’t think so 😀
Deboshree said
Hahahha =)) this was priceless.
Pepper said
Yeah. When you’re not the one going through it 😀
Swaram said
Ha ha ha 😉 😉
Pepper said
😀 😀
Tanishka said
ROFL… Cool way to end the fight by the way… 😉
Pepper said
Lol! No comments 😛
ajay said
Social gaffes! I’ve committed many. Once in school when I had just started it, I mistook my English teacher as a sweeper. Imagine my situation when she got on the stage in the morning assembly and start speaking in English! There are many. Hey, I can write a post on it. 😀
Pepper said
Perfect. Write a post!! I love reading such stuff 😀
Nuttie Natters said
We want more goof ups. Come on pepper u can do it 😀
p.s. sags told me you had mailed. internet at home – not working – will mail u back by end of day.
Pepper said
Yep.. I needed to figure out the stuff. Got your reply. And then Sag’s reply after that. Now I am confused about the final status again..lol!
Deeps said
OOOOPS!! 😆
LOL..that was hilarious!!
Pepper said
I live to entertain 😛
smartassbride said
make out, huh? 😛
Pepper said
Lol.. maybe 😛
Ashwathy said
Glad to find someone like-minded in this!!!
Pepper said
You too? My life is so full of such goof ups! Sigh..