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To be a husband

Posted by Pepper on September 3, 2015

is a joyride. Not.

Because while you put your feet up and watch some TV, a sneaky wife may appear and start adorning your foot with her jewelry. She’ll start with her rubber band and place it around two of your toes, she’ll place the loops of her diamond-studded earrings around your two little toes, she’ll add a bangle around your big toe, she’ll let her chain ornament your foot and will even shove her butter-fly hair clip between two of your toes as a finishing touch.

Why, you ask? Well, just because she was bored.

PS – In case you are wondering about the said husband’s reaction, let me just say, he belongs to the zen category. Nothing perturbs him. Not only does he ignore his wife while she err, beautifies his foot, he even gives her a big smile once she is done. Much to her disappointment, she has failed to evoke a strong reaction, once again. The quest to rattle and annoy him continues..

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11 Responses to “To be a husband”

  1. ashreyamom said

    🙂

  2. Reblogged this on oshriradhekrishnabole.

  3. This shows that you have a fetish for bejeweled male feet. I am picturing you sitting on a throne with some egyptian headgear with 20 men standing on the shoulders with feet glittering with gold and diamonds sticking up in the air, surrounding you in a circle, while you examine which foot you want. The picture is tickling me.

  4. and we say he is cute 🙂

  5. Bikramjit said

    🙂 he he he he GOOD MAN 🙂

  6. Hahaha!!
    And why do you think such a beautiful ornamentation of the feet should invoke anything but a big smile? 😀 😀

  7. SS said

    So cute!

  8. I’m tempted to say poor boy but I’m with you on this, its just so much fun 😛

  9. I do this to S’s hair, in spite of the fact that he is partly bald 😀 Sometimes I put on my hair bands on his ears 🙂 Just like you, I have failed to annoy him 😀

    This post brought such a big smile on my face! 🙂

  10. Haha, please paint his toes also 😀

  11. I had painted Moony’s toenails. Red. He looked like he is going to snap his fingers and walk off with swag. And he did precisely that except snapping fingers.

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